Something I wrote on the facebook of a friend of mine (Mauro LWT) I must say it applies to all of us:
There was a pony, named Alfredo, that had a complex for being short and
hated EVERY other horsie... Unaware of the love that thousands of
children shared for him... One day, the pony Alfredo steped on purpose
on a baby horsie that was already taller than him and the baby horsie,
who was pure and inocent and honest, told him that there was no reason
for the pony alfredo to be mad with him, for it was in its nature to be
tall as it was in the ponys nature to be small.. and that small could
actually be seen as a good thing! And the baby horsie told alfredo of
the thousands of children in love with him... Alfredo was so suprised
and scared about thousands of little sociopats worshiping him that ran
with all his speed into the horizon, where he colapsed with a factory of
skittles and formed rainbows!
Why does this matter to you, Mauro, you may ask yourself right now ...
Don't worry, I'll explain it to you ...
You see ... If ponys didn't exist, pony Alfredo wouldn't exist. If pony
Alfredo didn't exist, rainbows wouldn't exist. If RAiNbOws didn't exist,
silly smart girls wouldn't stand all day long, staring at it. If silly
smart girls Wouldn't spend all their freaking time staring at rainbows,
they would be doing your homework since your powers of coolness and
seduction (as well called as Manipulation) would convince them to do so.
And If they were doing your homework, you wouldn't be on facebook right
now, procastinating, searching a good reason to do something more
important than homework for hours, failing in both tasks ( wich is doing
your homework and finding somethin more important than homework).
So, you see Mauro, Its all Alfredo's falt that you ain't voluntarily doing your homework right now. Don't you just hate Alfredo?
God, I hate ponys..
hated EVERY other horsie... Unaware of the love that thousands of
children shared for him... One day, the pony Alfredo steped on purpose
on a baby horsie that was already taller than him and the baby horsie,
who was pure and inocent and honest, told him that there was no reason
for the pony alfredo to be mad with him, for it was in its nature to be
tall as it was in the ponys nature to be small.. and that small could
actually be seen as a good thing! And the baby horsie told alfredo of
the thousands of children in love with him... Alfredo was so suprised
and scared about thousands of little sociopats worshiping him that ran
with all his speed into the horizon, where he colapsed with a factory of
skittles and formed rainbows!
Why does this matter to you, Mauro, you may ask yourself right now ...
Don't worry, I'll explain it to you ...
You see ... If ponys didn't exist, pony Alfredo wouldn't exist. If pony
Alfredo didn't exist, rainbows wouldn't exist. If RAiNbOws didn't exist,
silly smart girls wouldn't stand all day long, staring at it. If silly
smart girls Wouldn't spend all their freaking time staring at rainbows,
they would be doing your homework since your powers of coolness and
seduction (as well called as Manipulation) would convince them to do so.
And If they were doing your homework, you wouldn't be on facebook right
now, procastinating, searching a good reason to do something more
important than homework for hours, failing in both tasks ( wich is doing
your homework and finding somethin more important than homework).
So, you see Mauro, Its all Alfredo's falt that you ain't voluntarily doing your homework right now. Don't you just hate Alfredo?
God, I hate ponys..
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PS: I don't really hate ponys ^^'
